From my phone, a test of blogger mobile

Whats in my purse! Ive always wanted to do one of these sooo from left, clockwise ish:
white fingerless driving gloves (makes driving stick feel that much more badass),
prescrip sunglasses & 3d movie glasses with the lenses popped out,
purple wallet from charlotte russe,
a fortune that says "new and rewarding opportunities will soon develop for you.",
hello kitty business card holder,
floss & junk,
checkbook,
powder,
2 chapsticks & red lipstick,
corkscrew (prepared.),
hand sanitizer,
"before during & after sex mints,"
various condoms left over from the condom war of '09,
house & car keys,
lomo action sampler,
rsvp pens & sharpies,
strap perfect,
ibuprofen,
bandaid,
3 different lighters {not a smoker, just a collector & pyro: a side-flip (fave.), a small bic & container, & the gun is a lighter / laser pointer, new as of sunday i love it!}
and some spearmint stride gum.

what do you carry around with you?